Ironical

This spam takes its name from the author, Ironical B. Harrows. It's an excellent name. But not content to attract attention based only upon a silly name, Ironical has included random phrases and words that are quite philosophical in some ways. Or maybe ironical. I'm not sure.

From: "Ironical B. Harrows" <insurrection@mightyblues.com>
Subject: Popular software at low low prices.
Date: Sat, 26 Jun 2004 21:50:33 -0700

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An ordinary man away from home giving advice.
My salad days, when I was green in judgment.
In necessary things, unity in doubtful things, liberty in all things, charity.
Love is what is left in a relationship after all the selfishness is taken out.

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Well well!
Fame, we may understand, is no sure test of merit, but only a probability of such it is an accident, not a property of man. We are born believing. A man bears beliefs as a tree bears apples.It is great cleverness to know how to conceal our cleverness.

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Tempted fate will leave the loftiest star.
To die is landing on some distant shore.
Democracy give every man the right to be his own oppressor. away tha
Learning how to learn is life's most important skill.