Quotes

A recent trend in spam has been to include many semi-famous quotes throughout the email to try to fool spam filters. Indeed, the vast majority of spam content these days seems to be aimed at fooling filters rather than selling their product. See hello my friend for a complete example.

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From: "Mops D. Lunge" <leadsman@yahoo.com>
Subject: Any medication - completely anonymous and private.
Date: Mon, 12 Jul 2004 18:47:13 -0700

Quotes:

• On our way to a fire, are we?
• In our family, as far as we are concerned, we were born and what happened before that is myth.
• I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men and German to my horse.
• Confidante. One entrusted by A with the secrets of B confided to herself by C.
• Your audience gives you everything you need. They tell you. There is no director who can direct you like an audience.
• It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality.
• You must have the devil in you to succeed in the arts.
• If you modestly enjoy your fame you are not unworthy to rank with the holy.

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From: "Landsat A. Chronics" <proteins@anarchynow.com>
Subject: Various Pills, Low rates, moneyback guarantee!
Date: Thu, 15 Jul 2004 22:21:53 -0700

Quotes:

• The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
• The deadly Hydra now is the hydra of Equality. Liberty, Equality and Fraternity is the three-fanged serpent.
• The best blood will at some time get into a fool or a mosquito.
• Growth is the only evidence of life.
• If love is shelter, I'm going to walk in the rain.
• Not the fruit of experience but experience itself, is the end.
• I may be crazy but it keeps me from going insane.

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From: "Augmented Q. Rinse" <unsafely@eevee-fan.com>
Subject: Get huge discounts on buying medication online.
Date: Wed, 21 Jul 2004 18:58:40 -0700

Quotes:

• Hello, what's a nice girl like you doing in...?
• The art of using deceit and cunning grow continually weaker and less effective to the user.
• In my end is my beginning.
• Good luck beats early rising.
• Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism.
• I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.
• Old age is an insult. It's like being smacked.

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From: "Babels M. Goods" <agonizes@missscarlett.com>
Subject: No perscription needed, all best medication!
Date: Fri, 30 Jul 2004 00:27:16 -0700

Quotes:

• Age does not make us childish, as some say it finds us true children.
• Everything you can imagine is real.
• There would be no great men if there were no little ones.
• Which side of the bed did you get out of this morning, then? :))))
• Every action we take, everything we do, is either a victory or defeat in the struggle to become what we want to be.
• Don't just read the easy stuff. You may be entertained by it, but you will never grow from it.
• Patriotism is a arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles.
• I mistrust the judgment of every man in a case in which his own wishes are concerned.
• Man is an animal that makes bargains no other animal does this--one dog does not change a bone with another.

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From: "Defined C. Unaccompanied" <tacoma@no-siree.com>
Subject: High-quality medication, low rates! Start living normal life right now.
Date: Fri, 30 Jul 2004 15:08:18 -0500

Quotes:

• The one person who has more illusions than the dreamer is the man of action.
• One who does not know when to die, does not know how to live.
• Man is stark mad he cannot make a flea, and yet he will be making gods by the dozens.
• I know there's a Derby out there with my name on it.
• Truth exists for the wise, beauty for the feeling heart.

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From: "Heavyweight U. Pythons" <tally@singapore.net>
Subject: Best deals on medication around here
Date: Sun, 01 Aug 2004 09:29:16 +0000

Quotes:

• But what is happiness except the simple harmony between a person and life they lead.
• For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible.
• How far that little candle throws its beams! So shines a good dead in a naughty world.
• If we live good lives, the times are also good. As we are, such are the times.
• It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress.

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Other Spam Quotes

• The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heaving breathing again.
• A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.
• Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
• Imagine a small but robust man. having set out at night to get some powder from the town. The result of all these researches was a history of the province during the reign of the Dutch governors.